tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-177064452011-04-21T15:39:19.316-07:00John OlerudMattnoreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129077416262261382005-10-11T17:36:00.000-07:002005-10-11T17:36:56.266-07:00John Olerud can't believe it's not butter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112907741626226138?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000767144026232005-10-10T20:19:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:19:27.143-07:00John Olerud reflects upon a painting from Picasso's "Blue" period.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900076714402623?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000716067277822005-10-10T20:18:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:18:36.066-07:00John Olerud attends his wife's company Christmas party. Realizes Egg Nog is non-alcoholic.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900071606727782?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000668807019592005-10-10T20:17:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:17:48.806-07:00John Olerud at the Dry Cleaner's, frustrated that they lost his wife's favorite blouse.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900066880701959?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000622881668832005-10-10T20:16:00.001-07:002005-10-10T20:17:02.880-07:00John Olerud uses hand signals to make a left turn because his directional lights are broken.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900062288166883?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000588301510352005-10-10T20:16:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:16:28.303-07:00John Olerud buys a copy of "Top Gun" on VHS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900058830151035?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000514712882792005-10-10T20:14:00.001-07:002005-10-10T20:15:14.713-07:00John Olerud Googles himself. Googles Johnny Damon. Gets upset over difference in hits.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900051471288279?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000472535165752005-10-10T20:14:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:14:32.536-07:00John Olerud sends back a hamburger not cooked to his taste.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900047253516575?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000443047106932005-10-10T20:13:00.001-07:002005-10-10T20:14:03.046-07:00John Olerud makes frozen pizza. Realizes he set oven to "Clean."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900044304710693?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000410614454982005-10-10T20:13:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:13:30.613-07:00John Olerud overcooks a pot roast.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900041061445498?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000389384531602005-10-10T20:12:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:13:09.383-07:00John Olerud returns a DVD at Circuit City under false pretenses.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900038938453160?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000327769502642005-10-10T20:11:00.001-07:002005-10-10T20:12:07.770-07:00John Olerud slips on an Icy Driveway.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900032776950264?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000307932821662005-10-10T20:11:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:11:47.933-07:00John Olerud balances his check book.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900030793282166?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000271182783252005-10-10T20:10:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:11:22.760-07:00John Olerud surprises his kids on Christmas morning.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900027118278325?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000237443699202005-10-10T20:09:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:10:37.443-07:00John Olerud carves the turkey on Thanksgiving Day.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900023744369920?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1129000073091370952005-10-10T20:07:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:07:53.090-07:00John Olerud washes his hands in a public restroom. Realizes the paper towel dispenser is empty.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112900007309137095?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17706445.post-1128999956670009982005-10-10T20:05:00.000-07:002005-10-10T20:05:56.673-07:00John Olerud realizes the mirrors at the Gap are slimming. Returns Khakis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17706445-112899995667000998?l=johnolerud.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.com